I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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