i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This girl is more easily done than said...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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