ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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