We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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