my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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