around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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