How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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