how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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