dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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