D3 body, D1 cock
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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