dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Even my vagina gasped.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
