if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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