I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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