would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You may now shotgun with the bride
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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