I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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