By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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