so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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