We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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