can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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