So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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