Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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