I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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