I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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