Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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