So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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