I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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