their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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