We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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