Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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