At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
