A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm bleeding and have questions
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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