whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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