i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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