he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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