The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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