Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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