Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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