is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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