Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am midnight drunk by noon
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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