You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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