You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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