bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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