Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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