what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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