She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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