is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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