people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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