Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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