i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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