This dress was meant to end up on your floor
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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