OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize