Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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