The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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