He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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